1. You watch unsubtitled DBZ movies and episodes again and again, and like them better each time, even though your entire Japanese vocabulary consists of three words (all of which were learned *from* watching them again and again).
2. You take Japanese in school mainly so you can find out what they actually *are* saying in the movies and episodes.
3. You see the first commercial for Dragon Ball Z in the States, and you start to hyperventilate.
4. When you think pride, you think Vegeta.
5. Instead of doing work in class, you write a "How to tell you're addicted to DBZ" list and more chapters for your fanfic.
6. You continue to write snatches of said list during after-school band practice.
7. You have previously decorated your instument with the 1� inch figurines you bought from a friend who used to live in Japan.
8. The only way you got through 9th grade orientation at your new school (which has 4,000 students 7-12 grade) was to carry around your Cell-era SSJ2 Gohan and long-hair future Trunks of above figurines.
9. You think Trunks (or Bulma or #18, as the case may be) is hot.
10. You think almost any guy with a short-hair Trunks style haircut is cute.
11. You refer to that haircut as "Trunks hair."
12. When your Japanese teacher asks you what the word for rice is in Japanese, you nearly scream, "Gohan!"
13. You get up at 8:00 AM Saturday morning to watch DBZ in English.. after marching at the football game the night before which ended up making you stay awake until about 12:30 AM.
14. You explain what's happening in the DBZ movies you are watching to your four unknowing friends.. all at different times.
15. You sit down and figure out how to play the first part of "Cha-La Head Cha-La" on the piano.
16. You set your tape recorder next to your computer speaker and record all of your DB/DBZ/DBGT MP2s onto a cassette so you can listen to them without having to boot up the computer.
17. You start coming up with goofy ideas like "Dragon Band Z" (All the DBZ characters playing instruments or doing vocals in a band of their own).
18. You actually spend some time revising Dragon Band Z, like making one for earlier when Gohan was 10, and one for later when he was 17, and agonizing over who would play what.
19. Four out of six members of your group dressed up as DBZ/DBGT characters for Halloween, and the only reason it wasn't five was beacuse you couldn't find a long enough shirt for Videl.
20. You yell out in your most annoying young Gohan voice, "PICCOLO-SAN!" in the middle of a crowd, then you and your friends start laughing your heads off while everyone else stares at you.
21. You constantly do impressions of DBZ characters. (I.E. yelling out "Gohan-chan!" in your Chichi voice, and "Goku-san!" in your Kuriring voice.)
22. You write a DBZ fanfic.
23. You think up a sequal to your fanfic before you're done with chapter 3 of your first one.
24. You think up a goofy idea like ( sung to the tune of "Addicted to Love") "Might as well face it, you're addicted to Trunks."
25. You think it up in the middle of Biology.
26. You tape DBZ pictures to your covered textbooks, and each book has its own theme. (English: All of DBZ; Biology: Trunks; World Studies: Son family)
27. You decorate your TI-83 calculator with a picture of Goku, Gohan, and Goten (all SSJ) doing a Kamehameha.
28. You pretend that one or more of the DBZ characters is standing next to you, and you have conversations with them.. including telling the male characters to stay out of the girls' locker room.
29. You're a teenager and you willingly get up at 8:00 AM on a Saturday just to watch DBZ.
30. You watch the first English-dubbed episode a total of three times... on the day it was aired.
31. For any period of time your Windows '95 start-up sound was all of "Cha-La Head Cha-La."
32. Your Windows '95 background has ranged from Trunks to Vejito to Cell.
33. You print up a picture of Cell and show it to your Biology teacher.
34. You're modest enough that you turn your 1� inch DBZ figurines towards the wall when you change, but leave the rest of your figurines untouched.
35. You work for over an hour perfecting drawing the Capsule Corp. logo on your TI-83.
36. You draw Gohan's face on your TI-83.
37. You write #s 22-37 of your "How can you tell you're addicted to DBZ?" list during school, along with nearly all of Chapter 4 of your fanfic.
38. You're watching a movie or TV show and you think to youself, "Wouldn't it be cool if Goku showed up right about now?"
39. You regret not bringing in your Cell figurine when your Biology teacher said she wanted a cell model from each person in the class.
40. For a school project you try to develop a material that will allow you to actually build Karin Tower.
41. You do.
42. No, I mean you actually build Karin Tower.
43. The most memorable event on your trip to Paris was seeing about 2 seconds of Mirai Trunks in the closing credits of some French show about anime.
44. You own enough DBZ shirts to wear a different one every day of the week... for three weeks.
45. You wear nothing but DBZ shirts, even to church.
46. You spend all your spare time searching for dragon balls.
47. Your World Literature book report was on the first ten issues of the Dragon Ball manga.
48. You strap a piece of colored glass over your left eye and laugh at everyone,telling them what pathetic power levels they have.
49. You hire a hypnotist to make you think you're a saiya-jin.
50. You demand that Japanese be taught at your school. When the principal says no, you leap on his desk and start doing a Kamehameha.
51. You get arrested because of the last one.
52. You only answer people when addressed as Goku.
53. You've been wearing the same Dragon Ball Z t-shirt for the last 6 days in a row.
54. You conquer a small country and make Akira Toriyama your second in command, and all the characters form DBZ your advisors.
55. You start wearing weighted clothing to increase your power level.
56. When faced with a problem, you wonder what Trunks would do, then you do just that.
57. You try to do a fusion with your best friend, but only end up with a headache.
58. You name your son Gohan and have him genetically altered so he has a tail (or at least plan to).
59. You avoid the full moon for fear of turning into an oozaru and destroying all your cool DBZ stuff (although causing mass devaststion in your town would be cool!).
60. You see a grossly over-weight plump guy and call him Majin Buu.
61. You actually read your own fanfic!
62. Next time you come across a frog you're sure you'll say "Hi, Ginyu!"
63. You're in your thirties and still contemplating on keeping 2 full sets of the DB manga - one set from each publisher!
64. You're gay and have a crush on Future Trunks or Normal Goku.
65. You scream on hearing that a DBZ episode is postponed to the following week owing to a beauty contest or indeed any other stuff.
66. You find Perfect Cell wearing quite a handsome face!
67. A cat reminds you of Karin.
68. A lizard/chameleon reminds you of Furiza.
69. An African reminds you of Mr. Popo.
70. You *KNOW* your addicted and you won't admit it, but you dream of hanging out with DBZ Characters, even on dates.
71. When you have a crush on one of the protagonists.
72. When you yell "baka!" to your anoying little brother or sister.
73. When you check out DB pages on the net every day or every other day.
74. When you don't do you homework and instead see DB or write your Fanfic.
75. When you print all the DB drawings you can and keep them in a safe vault together with your most valued possesion (your Fanfic, you DB drawings and posters, your DB toys) etc.
76. When you call by mistake a family member or your best friend by a Dragon Ball character.
77. When you have "erotic" dreams with your favorite character.
78. When you wake up in the middle of the night with a nightmare that your favorite character was defeated.
79. When your best dream is being saved by your DB crush.
80. When someone asks you what is the first word that comes to your mind you answer "Dragon Ball".
81.You run around the house screaming KAMEAMEHA!! for no obvious reason.
82.You dress up like a DBZ character for Halloween.
83.You dress up like a DBZ character for no reason at all.
84.You take your DBZ action figures(and your dad's video camera)and make your own episodes.
85.You spray paint a DBZ character on the side of your house.
86.You catch yourself thinking what would happen if Goku or another character showed up at school.
87. When people ask you, "Why'd you go into martial arts?" you reply, "Because one day I'll beat that lousey third class Saiya-jin!"
88. Lima and kidney beans remind you of senzu seeds.
89. You print out summeries of the manga and use them for making sure your 20 fanfics fit into the series fairly well. =)
90. You try to grow senzu seeds.
91. You spend 7 hours trying to focus your ki to enable you to either fly or make an energy ball.
92. You spend the next three hours trying to find if you have any ki at all.
93. You make up a character and place him/her in every DBZ timeline/alternate universe you can.
94. You take sewing lessons just to make yourself a gi that looks exactly like Goku's or Piccilo's (and that's after you try to conjure them out of thin air first).
95. You find yourself learning katakana faster by memorizing how the Dragonball characters' names are spelled in katakana.
96. You spend a good half hour looking up names in the phone book like, Son, and Briefs. And when by chance you do come across one, you immediately call them up and ask for Goku, or Trunks, or whatever personage my reside at under that name
97. You try to find the Capsule Corp phone number, but the closets you get is Capsone Healing Hypnotherapy
98. You spend hours trying to teleport, but all you end up with is two finger marks imprinted on your forehead.
99. You're looking for a car and one of the first questions you ask the dealer is, "Do you have anything by Capsule Corp?"
100. When making a grilled cheese sandwich, you accidentally call the artificial cheese Vegeta instead of Velveeta